So anyway, after a night of heavy drinking (yes, the same night I mentioned earlier today) I come home and the biggest National Scandal is that the turkey in George Bush’s hands wasn’t fed to the soldiers.

Jesus H. Christ, Bush’s enemies have nothing better to do, do they?! From being a party that might serve to balance and provide meaningful counterpoints to potential abuses in policy, they gone down to this. I’m reading the posts rounded up by Citizen Smash and all I could think right now is that Bush’enemies are doing their own little silent majority no good.

Tomorrow, we’ll find out through DNA testing that the giant bird on that tray was actually a chicken.