In the school of life where my continuing education goes on, this blog is my playground. I’ll admit that I am late in publishing any semblance of resolutions for the new year. I usually just make changes without telling anyone about it. I’ll take exception this year, since I got a small jolt out of the MoveOn.org ads and the kaka that’s been flying through the air because of them.

1. I will not waste my time expressing outrage at any Leftists who produce such moronic Bushitler references anymore. Come to think of it I’ve usually ignored them, but ignorance of the enemy (that’s right folks, I called them enemy, I am the great Satan now) is the first step in complacency.
2. To avoid complacency, however, I am making it my personal research requirement in Leftist Psychology 201 to prove in as few words possible why George Bush is actually Amanda Woodward, Heather Locklear’s character in Melrose Place.
3. I will then submit this to the DNC and all their true followers so that they have an alternative rallying point instead of the old Bushitler chimera. I am sure that I can breeze through my oral defense in this subject (the secret to which I will keep to myself). Who knows, maybe I would get a place on Howard Dean’s payroll.
4. Speaking of the Angry Duck, I will avoid calling him unelectable, by any means. As much as I will end up poking fun at his antics and horrific statements, I will not call him a buffoon, an idiot, nor a clueless anything, to avoid sounding like a Bush detractor circa 2000.

So, there you go, dear friends. Not exactly a bunch of new year’s resolutions, rather, a taste of things to come.