Ever heard of some cultures that eat human brains (or humans in general) so they can achieve whatever it was? Spiritual communion, a belief in the passing of the soul onto another, the continuation of the vampire lineage (damned Anne Rice)… okay. You get the drift.

I want to eat Max Boot’s brain. Reason:

The breathless revelation from former Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill that the president was disengaged at Cabinet meetings — like “a blind man in a roomful of deaf people” — reinforces the old stereotype that George W. Bush is a taco or two shy of a combination platter. And, in a way, the charge is warranted. Bush definitely must have been asleep on the job to have hired a whiny back-stabber like the former Alcoa chief as his Treasury secretary and have waited two whole years before canning him.

Gimme some o’dem smarteeees! I have seen Max Boot on C-SPAN calmly disdain any ad hominem-based attack on George Bush as boring and useless. It also helps to have a name like Max Boot.

Quote shamelessly lifted from El Capitan, who goes on to elaborate on the Stupid Evil Genius meme against George Bush.

UPDATE and DISCLAIMER: Eating human brains has not been proven to increase nor pass intelligence on. In fact it can cause the equivalent of mad cow disease in humans, called kuru. Nor do I advocate any violence towards Max Boot. If you wish to follow my lead wait until he is dead of natural causes then eat his brains. Besides, brains, like fine wine, get better with age, up to a certain point. Look at good ol’Chomsky and witness what ravages time can make on a mind.