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I'm a self-avowed WordPress Whisperer with a specialization in front-end design. I live in Maryland. I take lovely photos, go to the gym a lot, and opine strongly over design, aesthetics, and politics. I'm prolific on Twitter; I used to post to Flickr; I have a moblog and in my spare time I help out at the SemperFi WP Support forums. Read more about me.

Reading time

Insty led me to this Lessig book, Free Culture, which is being offered for free download by Amazon. I’ll be spending the rest of the night reading it, though forty pages into the book I can say that there is not much I can add to it in terms of commentary.

I’m taking a break from the news today. Subhuman lowlifes have overrun Fallujah (here’s the CNN article I got home to) and though I would like to strike the fear of mannequin shredders into their hearts, last time I checked they’re the ones that strike that fear into their fellow countrymen.

One of these things is not like the other…

As far as my short, snarky, “insightful” op-eds might go, this is not one of them. Outrage sure can be a deterrent to insight.

Found from Chris Lawrence, this piece by Robby Tagorda. In it he notes an article about a Republican voter survey that includes The Philippines and Thailand as nations that “harbor and aid terrorists,” joined by such lovely champions of the free world as Syria and Somalia. Too bad they left out Iran, and Afghanistan doesn’t count anymore since we took care of the Taliban regime.

I’ll admit this much. The Philippines has a vermin problem and it has some really big rats. However my old country does not coddle these animals. Considering how the Philippine government has foiled a “Madrid-level” — and how loathsome it is to have benchmarks such as this in this new world we live in — attack on Manila, I suppose the GOP can play “Odd Man Out” and take out the Philippines from that list.

Robby T. marks is merely as idiotic. Is there anything else I can add to this without parrotting him? Doubtful, and unnecessary.

Newsflash: Greggy is complex!

First, Greg wonders why his closest blog-friends are all Bush-Loving Communist Pig Dogs, since he does say he’s a Democrat, but when was the last time I heard a Democrat say something like this:

I’m seeing a bad trend in education of relaxing the standards. In the local high school here in Petaluma, there was a requirement instituted by the county that students had to pass standardized testing to graduate. So, what happens? 15% of the seniors don’t pass. Do they go to summer school? Do one more year in high school? No, the country drops the requirement.

This is just another example of the failure of society to uphold personal responsibility. What kind of a message is the county sending to these high school students? We were just joking about requiring you to learn a certain amount of information before we give your a high school degree? Do these kids expect college to be just as gentle? [Emphasis added. --- Ed.]

He’s not predictable by any means, and that is a more important measure of a blog’s worth to me than ideologically pure ones where I could expect the response to an article in a heartbeat. People are complex and surprising, and that is what keeps blog-reading enjoyable.

Evil Condi

Jess seems to have a fixation on CNN’s coverage of Condi Rice’s piercing gazes. I for one would use this picture to tell someone I’m upset with him. No words necessary, although depending on the context of a conflict, her gaze could be construed as a death wish…

One big carnie

The seventh edition of the Carnival of the Bush Bloggers is up at Blogs for Bush, where my post about the humorless fiends is featured. There’s plenty more links to go through there. A lot of it is about our favorite self-contradicting vulture, Dick Clarke, where even my post takes a quick jab at him.

Fun reading, dear friends.

Cancellation blues

Just when Mog is having fun with The Practice, it’s getting canned, and in its place, a new show revolving a number of newer characters introduced in Season 8.

Let me tell you how Season 8 will end. Jimmy will die of a heart attack. Eugene will die of a heart attack. Ellenor will die of a heart attack. Anyone know why? Because they all look like they are prime candidates for it. With Jamie left alone with no associates, she’ll sell the firm into Denny Crane’s, and work for The Master Himself.

Denny Crane.

I’m Denny Crane, dammit.

(I know, this is yet another one of those posts full of inside jokes, but it is about my favorite TV show.)

Denny Crane.

Erosion of rights

The Fifth Circus Court has just struck down the Fourth Amendment.

NEW ORLEANS — It’s a groundbreaking court decision that legal experts say will affect everyone: Police officers in Louisiana no longer need a search or arrest warrant to conduct a brief search of your home or business.

Leaders in law enforcement say it will provide safety to officers, but others argue it’s a privilege that could be abused.

The decision was made by the New Orleans-based 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. Two dissenting judges called it the “road to Hell.”

The ruiling stems from a lawsuit filed in Denham Springs in 2000.

New Orleans Police Department spokesman Capt. Marlon Defillo said the new power will go into effect immediately and won’t be abused.

The good faith of men does not assure the erosion of our rights as written into law. Once the door has been opened in black and white, no promise by any human being, goodness incarnate that he may be, will prevent the elements who wish to use abuse this privelege from doing so.

The legal opinion, in PDF, is here. (Thanks to Howard Bashman.) I’m trying to wrestle with the opinion since I’m no lawyer, but with what I’m reading so far with the affirming opinions, I’m feeling abit queasy.

(Link courtesy of Paul, guest posting at Wizbang.)

Insanely slow?

Let’s file this comment :whip: I read under “People Who Don’t Know What The Fuck They’re Talking About:”

Please consider going back to MT if you’re able. This new system you’ve got is insanely slow.

First of all that thing just got the honor of a blockquote instead of being quoted in-line like I usually do short statements. Yeargh. But now, to the meat and potatoes of why I think the guy who left that comment at Trey’s has little clue.

With the exception of externally hosted scripts to slow it down, the fastest thing a server can do is to serve up basic HTML files, which is what [eee!] does. No-brainer there. But, from a blogger’s standpoint, using [eee!] is actually slower because of the time it takes to generate (rebuild) the HTML archive page, write it into the folder for storage, and also to rebuild the index file. It is also a pain to back up by FTP (like I used to do when I used Blogger on a free server — I had to try this blogging thang before paying for hosting). Archive files can also be a pain to rebuild should you decide to change the document structure of these files. Depending on how your archives are set, leaving a comment would make [eee!] rebuild these archive files once a comment has been left. Even if comments are stored on a separate file, the comment-containing HTML files would still be rebuilt. On top of that, there is the issue of disc space. Let us just say that [eee!] uses up a lot of disc space for storing these static files, more than WordPress does.

Now, as for the “insanely slow” part. All that time spent “rebuilding” an entry by [eee!] is divvied up by WP as it generates the pages on demand. True, it will be slower, on a reader’s end, than getting served up basic HTML files, but on the side of the blogger himself, there is but a bat of an eyelash separating these events: clicking the “Publish” button, and being able to blog yet again, and having a ready and working front page.

Regarding the scalability of WP: I recall Ian S. leaving a comment on my spoof interview with Ben and Mena (who I lovingly call The Benamonster) about server loads and massive traffic. First of all the server that OFJ sits on is the server that WordPress and Photo Matt and a lot more WP blogs sit on. Together, the server probably handles a total traffic comparable to that of Instapundit’s. Besides, cachcing the front page and the feeds themselves is not a big issue.

Finally, there have already been accusations of WordPress users behaving like zealots. Among all the WordPress users I know in my personal “neighborhood” in the blogosphere, Mog is the most vocal supporter — aside from myself — and has the cojones to go ahead and post about WP on an [eee!]-powered blog. Zealotry? Or dedication and a good faith belief in the product and its ability to make bloggers’ work a bit easier? You be the judge.

However, dear friends, nothing beats having a personal experience with WP. I have on my sidebar a link to my Fishbowl Project. There, you can register as a user and try out the interface for yourself. You can go ahead and post immediately after registration. Not all options will be visible to first-time users and if your admin level doesn’t change in 24 hours, it most likely will stay that way.

One more WordPress user

Trey Givens has converted to WordPress and is having a ball.

Shaved Yak Day

Greggy is feeling the effects of time today. Go over there and give him a heads up for the first anniversary of his 25th birthday.

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