One Fine Jay

Paragon of tenacity

Sean Hackbarth has the second edition of the John Kerry Botox Party Kerry’s House Of Ketchup. He’s a tiring subject, all right. Trying to revive the living dead is not an easy task, but has anyone else other than Rhesa taken note of this little gem from Mumm-ra lately?

Sen. John Kerry accused President Bush yesterday of deliberately helping insurgents in the bloody Haitian uprising and said he would use American militaryforces to stop the violence if he were in office.

In a wide-ranging discussion with the Daily News Editorial Board, the Democratic front-runner also suggested Bush dragged out a nuclear nonproliferation agreement with Libyan leader Moammar Khadafy so he could exploit the deal during his reelection campaign.

Kerry (D-Mass.) said he would have sent troops to Haiti even without international support to quell the revolt against President Jean-Bertrand Aristide.

I must be behind in my blog reading, having not noticed mention of this little statement thingamajiggy. No surprise here: he’s earned the title “cocksucker” in my eyes a long time ago. However, I need to rethink the epithet a little. Calling him a cocksucker at this point is an insult to penises and fellatio afficionados worldwide.

UPDATE: One of the links Sean has actually takes Mumm-ra to task. Good.

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  • jaws says:

    Okay, now I’m conflicted. Is it bad for me to now purchase Heinz products? I like Heinz Ketchup b/c it’s low in sugar (I hate the sweetened stuff), but is purchasing it supporting the candidate? Then again being on a diet is helpful as I’ve really not used ketchup recently (and the diet is working). But about those alfalfa sprouts… :neutral:

  • Since Heinz is the best ketchup buy it without any guilt. If I based all my buying decisions on politics I’d only be listening to Ted Nugent, reading Ann Coulter (ugh!), and watching Braveheart and the Passion (blood watching overdose).