About those humorless fiends who ask about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq every five minutes and want results every three: George Bush may have been poking fun at himself, or he may not have been. Personally I think the objects of schadenfreude are usually oblivious as to their status, and that jab was more towards the mediamen who just won’t stop asking every half hour.

Any other humorless fiends who want to echo my stepdad and claim that G-dub is the new Nixon of this era (bec. of Clarke’s Earth-shattering TRUTH)?

“I am not a crook.” — Nixon.
“I did not have s****** r******** w*** t*** w****.” — We know who.

Just so we know.