So far, Chelle is turning out to be Johnny Ashcroft’s greatest ally in the blogosphere in his War On Pornography.

No to porn! Oh the horror! American adults are incapable of turning away from the “evils” of pretend-sex recorded on film and lose millions of dollars every year in lost time because they have to run off to the bathroom and gratify themselves!

What’s next? Banning the mention of “ass-fucking” on our blogs? What will happen to Wonkette? (By the way she has not said that or “buttsex” on her blog since April 5. It’s an impostress on there, I tellz ya.

[Ed's note: There's too much mention of ass-fucking on this blog already. It's bad enough that Jay is getting fixated on Ana Marie when there's already someone stalking her.]