I need a dose of levity for the day. I think I found the single most offensive psychological weapon that we can use against the likes of al-Sadr and our other enemies. Curiously enough, this weapon was invented by Europeans. It’s called euro-dance, but more specifically, the music of a group called E-Rotic (link not work safe).

I’ve been listening to their music for a long time now — ever since I was in high school, really — and with an album called Greatest Tits (link not work safe because of album art), how could we go wrong with offending al-Sadr and his ilk into total insanity?

Here’s the track listing, just so you can judge for yourself:

1. Willy Use a Billy…Boy
2. Turn Me On
3. Baby Please Me
4. Help Me Dr. Dick
5. The Winner Takes It All
6. Fritz Love My Tits
7. Gotta Get It Groovin’
8. Fred Come to Bed
9. Sex on the Phone
10. Sxual Madness
11. Max Don’t Have Sex with Your Ex
12. Gimme Good Sex
13. In the Dark of the Night
14. Megamix [Extended Version]
15. Willy Use a Billy…Boy [Willy's Lastest Remix]
16. Help Me Dr. Dick [Club Version]
17. Turn Me On [Club Version]
18. The Winner Takes It All [Classical Version]

Doctor Dick, Doctor Dick, you are needed in Iraq to drive our enemies insane.