When Terry comes crawling home again, hurrah, hurrah:

Democrats began a weeklong attack on Vice President Dick Cheney’s record yesterday, with party chief Terry McAuliffe calling him “the last guy who should be lecturing John Kerry” and a Democrat-leaning group suggesting that Mr. Cheney’s wife became pregnant to help her husband avoid serving in Vietnam.

Mr. McAuliffe, speaking at the Democratic National Committee headquarters in Washington, called Mr. Cheney “the Bush campaign’s attack dog in chief,” and questioned whether he had the credentials to make his speech yesterday criticizing Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry’s voting record on defense — policywise as well as personally.

Dodd Harris is just… Dodd Harris is just… Dodd Harris is just… Heck, I’m just… I’m just… I’m just…

Oh my good lord. What the hell is wrong with these people? Attack dogs my ass, we attack people on the merits of their actions and this is the kind of rhetoric that backflows in our direction? All the kiddos out there who are deathly afraid of the draft boogeyman have Terry Mac to thank. They need look no further than the closest vagina to go ahead and dodge the draft that will never come.