Let us take a present, tragic situation: A five year old boy gets killed by shrapnel from a grenade thrown by a US Marine. Totally hypothetical, but completely possible. I will show you how a Capital-L Liberal would blame, ultimately, God.

This marine serves in the United States Marine Corps. The USMC is a branch of the military. The military is led by a civilian, the commander-in-chief, who happens to be the President. The man occupying the Office Of The President is George W. Bush.

George W. Bush was “selected” by an imperial body of nine judges in the Supreme Court Of The United States. At least one of these judges is Caucasian. As such, said judge is probably descended from the Pilgrims that came her on the Mayflower, or subsequent immigration attempts.

(to cut a very long-ass story short)

“God” created the world. If he did not create the world, then this would not have happened. Blame “God!”

Or better yet, since some Capital-L Liberals cannot even stomach the idea of a supreme theos, then they can blame it on the Big Bang. Blame the start of the universe!

An even better, concrete, and real-life example:

“I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion.”
–US Congresswoman Maxine Waters (D-Calif) at Pro-Abortion Rally Sunday, April 25

Thanks Rob P for that one.