The following is a parody brought to you by a very bored Jay:

In a surprising turn of events, the Washington Post journalist who blew wide open the fraud known as Micah Ian Wright has now come forward with his own apology:

“‘Micah Ian Wright’ is not a real human being. He is the product of fraud. He is my creation, a fraud created by a fraud. I created him because I needed to make a buck. I lied to my editors, I lied to the American people, and I lied to myself. And when I discovered that if I made him pretend to be a turncoat, treasonous Army Ranger, the allure of my fraud became too irresistible.

“Now, I have made ‘Micah Ian Wright’ issue a non-apology of some sort to all those that he has lied to. Only, he has not lied to anyone. How can someone who is not really someone lie? My entire life is a tissue of lies, and instead of waiting for the next person to come forward and confess that I myself am not a real person, I am doing it pre-emptively.

“I, Richard Leiby, am not a real person. I am only a creation of yet another person’s creation, who happens to be yet another person’s creation…”

[end parody]

I have never heard of MI Wright before, until news of this broke at Michele’s. Since then I have spent most of the day reading up on him, if I wasn’t doing some very important work for someone. This shitbag really makes the pretend world of The Matrix pale in comparison. Greatest of thanks to the hard work of Richard Leiby who really is a real person, for weeding out this crapweasel.

The reprisal party at Michele’s is a glorious sight.