To all my dear friends whose blogs I am supposed to be designing,

The social and personal aspects of my 24-hour allowance of life, as given to me by the world today, have expanded in volume to come at par with my professional life — you know, the one that brings in the money for the bills — and as such, I have been unable to attend to any of you since last Wednesday, when I last spoke with The Chief for his blog design, which is almost over.

Granted, I have given a six week timetable to design five blogs and still intend to fulfill my responsibilities within that time frame. However, there will be great bumps in the road.

Let’s just keep this in mind: a happy Jay is an efficient Jay.

So, I shall get in touch with two of you on Wednesday afternoon, EDT and I will try and get the first project done that evening.

Love lots,
Jay

UPDATE: Oh my fucking life. Look at this and this and this. The winner of the blog design auction — the top donor — is on blogspot and I am about to throw a total fit seeing the templates that come standard with any blogspot account. Right about now I want to shoot myself. Really. Totally. I just completely wish I didn’t offer my blog design services any more. Regret? Oh I know all about it. Regret, regret, regret, and the Brood X Cicadas are starting to emerge and their song is such a nice sound to sing to right about now…