Damn you Matt. Look at where you’ve led me. And for the record, Shelleh: Ms. Moto looks professional, mmmkthx.

All this talk of pink has made me flex some creative muscle. Forget “manly pink.” I bring to you Arkette: the new girly-grrrl skin for my blog. Based on my favorite, Ark, it features a runic motto running down the left side of the containing box. And what exactly does Arkette’s runic say? “Summon the twat from the park.”

Pink will always be pink.