Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?

Not my pair, though.

UPDATE: For the record, there is a tornado watch today until 7pEDT and I want to engage in some levity in case I meet the blue fairy. And the scarecrow. And the lion….

UPDATE 2: I had this when I was six. I don’t remember much, but it made me really sickly until they found out what it was.