I interrupt my bloggy vacation to announce that I am convalescing from a nasty throat infection, although I at least know that it isn’t pharyngeal gonorrhea. By the way, what did I miss while I was away? Oh, slug coitus? Darn, that could have been a better alternative to enduring the Hate Bush Convention (whose only highlight seems to be the senator-by-default, Barack Obama). Whatever. I’d sooner have blogged about nail fungus, and in the interest of fairness, I might just take another vacation during the RNC.

Regular blogging will resume on August 2nd, although I may drop a post or two should I feel like it.