With all the liberal scare tactics about all sorts of issues domestic and foreign—including, but not limited to: allowing 45 million Uh’murricans to die in the streets due to their lack of health care; kicking old people out of their nursing homes because their SS checks aren’t gooing to make the pay; or perhaps forcing millions of old people to keep on working until the age of seventy-five while secretly their retirement money is being used to pay for Sevruga caviar and creme fraiche on white toast points served to some corporate mogul’s dinner; reinstituting a draft to fill the “non-existent” needs of a military whose maximum numbers are being progressively clipped by Congress—it is only quite fair and balanced to expect at least something from Republicans when it comes to scaring folks.

If there’s one tactic that will strike fear into the hearts of every Christian voter, enough to scare them into going to the polls on November 2nd, why, accusing Libs of banning the Bible would be the most bombastic accusation Repubs can throw. Heck, it beats accusing them of hating America and undermining our security; Why stop at the corporeal realm, when you can accuse your opponents of being spawns of Satan? (Wait, didn’t Ann Coulter do that?)

But hey, at least the RNC knows how to apologize for truly inappropriate and invalid scare tactics that don’t belong in this campaign. Now if only the WorldNet Daily folks can learn to breath easy; no one will be throwing Christians to the lions any time soon.