Osama bin Laden has a new tape wherein he expresses envy over the fact that the President of the United States was being read a story about a little girl and her pet goat.

Before Bush and his administration would pay attention and we never thought that the high commander of the US armies would leave 50 thousand of his citizens in both towers to face the horrors by themselves when they most needed him because it seemed to distract his attention from listening to the girl telling him about her goat butting was more important than paying attention to airplanes butting the towers which gave us three times the time to execute the operation thank god.

A good goat is just so hard to find.