One Fine Jay

No freakin way

So the sister rented The Village: the M. Night Shyamalan film produced by M. Night Shyamalan, and created by… well we all know. This, dear friends, is the ultimate self-parodic M. Night Shyamalan film, just as Miss Congeniality was the ultimate self-parodic Sandra Bullock movie. Spoiler? No need, but here’s what I IMed my friend:… Continue reading this entry

Care for a dose of apologists, anyone?

Is there a “We’re sorry, Zarqawi” site yet? I mean, I’m pretty sure the ones who wanted Iraq’s elections to fail would want to apologize to the terrorist-overlord-in-chief for their failure to delegitimize the elections by abstaining in large numbers. Just wondering.

Because I’m so corny

And because Iraq’s elections today are making me gush like crazy. Let freedom ring Let the white dove sing Let the whole world know that today is the day of a reckoning Let the weak be strong Let the right be wrong Roll the stone away Let the guilty pay It’s Independence Day — Martina… Continue reading this entry

Eureka!

You reek, ugh! You, Rica? You wreckah? Whatever. This is the app I’ve been trying to find for the longest time and I’m so happy about it I’ll celebrate publicly on my blog by mangling “eureka.” I’m that happy. And I know that I’ve said this before but Guster kicks so much ass. And Crown… Continue reading this entry

Oh the torment!

I’m having Operating System envy and ogling at the KDE desktop is making me salivate even more. What do I have ahead of me? Well. Finding analogous applications for what I do, reformatting two hard drives to make them actually work, and backing shit up, which is not easy without an external HDD. Staring at… Continue reading this entry

Riddle me this…

Is it just me or is the Elton John song, Rocketman, about being a closet case? I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I’m a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone By the way this past weekend I got introduced to Family Guy… Continue reading this entry

Big dreams, high goals

When I missed the delivery of Bush’s inaugural address I had to rely on the transcript to get his message. (As of this writing I have not had the time to look through video links and what not.) Apparently, the grandiose vision is chilling classical Republicans and making the isolationist streak come out in Bush… Continue reading this entry

Morbidity and mortality

What I’m about to link to isn’t gonna be pretty. It’s not meant to be pretty, but it’s also something I wonder about a lot. Many of us—especially myself, bio background and all—have thumbed through books about diseases, and these books have pictures of how these diseases manifest themselves. Now, there is a purpose to… Continue reading this entry

Sexy

Michele Catalano has a question for us guys, about “sexy:” So what I’m really wondering here – guys, this is for you – is this: What is sexy? And I mean physically, so don’t cop out and give me that “a woman with a brain is sooo sexy” line. Do you honestly like a woman… Continue reading this entry