The 24-hour hero of this presidential campaign has got to be Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher. A few days before the last presidential debate, he was able to finagle out of BHO a clear declaration of the candidate’s Socialist economic world view.

“Spread the wealth around.”

We on the Right need to build a guerrilla campaign built around the phrase. We need to talk about it and spread the word, because Joe The Plumber has handed everyone on the Right the perfect weapon. And you know why we have to do it? You know why we have to run with this football all the way into the got-darn endzone?

Because Joe The Plumber is now Joe The Unlicensed Apprentice Plumber Whose Livelihood Just Got Fucked Over By The Angry Left. The 24-hour hero has become the 24-hour martyr.

You know the fucked up thing? Senator Obama and his goons are for “the working class” only if they support Senator Obama. Now that they took his livelihood away from him, Joe The Unemployable Apprentice Plumber is now part of the non-working class. There isn’t work left for this working class guy after taking his livelihood away from him.

Is this what the Left wants, in the name of victory?

P.S. @ 2345h: If you’re a Leftard and your only answer to Joe The Jobless Plumber is “he’d still have a job if he only kept his mouth shut and didn’t whore up on the media,” well, fuck you.

P.P.S. @ 2359h: Yes, I know it was his responsibility to get licensed. But, at least that gives us on the Right the precedent to want to investigate each and every seemingly illegally present person in support of BHO or who opposes McCain. Let’s even take it one step further! The next time someone goes on the air on national TV as a guest, whether they be white, black, brown, (or yellow, or red, if you’d like me to be a tad racially insensitive), before they even state for whom they which to state their support, why don’t we just ask them: “Are you legally here? Can we see your papers, because we will try to investigate you if you say something we dislike and you might as well just make it easy for everyone. Any baby-mamas you’ve left hangin’? How about that shoplifting charge you had when you were eighteen and a day old? Hmmmmm? HMMMM?”

As is quite obvious at this point I am livid.