Welcome to my life.

I'm a self-avowed WordPress Whisperer with a specialization in front-end design. I live in Maryland. I take lovely photos, go to the gym a lot, and opine strongly over design, aesthetics, and politics. I'm prolific on Twitter; I used to post to Flickr; I have a moblog and in my spare time I help out at the SemperFi WP Support forums. Read more about me.

Fourteen reasons I hate list posts

Whatever it is you may blame it on, lists posts have muhsroomed out of control across blogs. I hate majority of them, and here’s why:

  1. You have to think of a conventionally acceptable number for your list. Fourteen seems off.
  2. They’re usually bite-size chunks of nonsense.
  3. This list item is here so I can hit fourteen. (See #2.)
  4. List posts turn HTML unordered lists into disordered lists.
  5. They tend to serve as linkbait, in spite of, or in accordance with, the author’s intentions.
  6. The comments sections of these posts are full of sycophants.
  7. Markup freaks like myself have to worry over OL, UL, or DL when Ps work just fine. (See #4.)
  8. Lists don’t generally lead to discussion.
  9. Santa Claus is the O.G. list writer. You’re all unoriginal.
  10. Everytime I come across a list post, I think of Jakob Nielsen. In fact, this post makes me think of him now, eew.
  11. The Book Of Lists fom the 1970s had more interesting stuff.
  12. They don’t offer anything new about the author who put it together.
  13. Lists generally get repeated into memes so much so that they drown out other quality stuff out there.
  14. And the final, and most serious reason: lists tend to enumerate, but they don’t usually elucidate.

To a large extent, your survival is your responsibility.

The Maryland Daily Record has a report on one Yvonne Boughter, widow and former mother of two (now one). She has moved on from having settled her lawsuit with the Days Inn Hotel in Ocean City to suing the city’s fire department, and by extension, the city itself, to the tune of twenty million dollars.

The facts I gather from the report are disturbing, not so much in what she alleged to be negligent behavior on the part of Days Inn or that of the agents of the city, but she seems to act like she has no responsibility in the incident whatsoever. After spending the night in the room where she and her family fell ill, experiencing respiratory illness, she called the department at 9:43AM. She then called at 2:00PM to follow up. What happened in those four hours? Why did she not move her family out of the room? Why did she not elicit the help of the hotel staff, or strangers? After her 2:00PM phone call, her suite alleges she “lapsed back into unconsciousness.”

These, I’m certain, are questions that should be raised should this suit come to court. I still can’t get the idea that she, her husband, nor her two children had the conventional wisdom of leaving the hotel room and not coming back. I can’t imagine why she, in the absence of an EMS, did not try to hail a cab. I can’t imagine what kind of conversations went on in that hotel room. I hope for Ms. Boughter’s sake that it was not her words and deeds that kept her family away from a hospital that day.

911 calls, for all that they’re made out to be, should not be the only thing that a person in danger needs to be responsible for. If your house were on fire, after you call 911, do you just stand there and wait? Or do you crawl to the nearest exit? Miss Boughter’s story is a cautionary tale of over-reliance on public service.

Cross-posted on ICC.

Maintaining proper, clear and open disclosures

Having been around for a while in the blogsophere, I thought that nothing would surprise me, until I came across an article about the FTC wanting to regulate bloggers for reviews they write. The shock is in the seemingly-dubious data about how some reviews can run up to thousands of dollars in compensation for a short, 200-word post. James Joyner is skeptical of the data, and comments further, from a libertarian perspective on how this can affect free speech for bloggers. We who tend to write political commentary (though, I, personally, have shied away from it) are very wary of any government attempt to circumvent our right to free expression. Aaron Brazell replies in the comments to Joyner’s post that there is a community of these so-called mommybloggers, and apparently among them there is an epidemic of paid endorsements that lack clear and proper disclosures. To which I say: these hags are really ruining the field for a lot of people.

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A tale of three revolutions

Growing up, my memories of the 1986 EDSA revolution that overthrew Ferdinand Marcos were hazy. I was, after all, only six, and my mom and I spent all of a day on the streets before fleeing to the boonies in case the demonstration became violent. Later, while attending private Catholic high school, our resident priest would regularly look back on the events of that week and attribute its success to the prayerful nature of the demonstrations. The verbiage was that “God was with us.” I’m all for triumphalism from the faithful, but sometimes the smugness can cross the line. As our priest would continue his diatribe about the power of faith, he would contrast it to the failure of the Chinese demonstrations at Tiananmen, attributing to the godlessness of the Communists and ancestor worshippers. Years later, I’ve realized just how messed up that mentality is.

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This really isn’t about the Iranian elections

Certainly, a little of it is, but I have kept mum on what’s going on with Iran not because I think my opinions would be unpopular, but because I don’t have much to offer beyond a low opinion of their political system and I’d rather people focus on the supportive coverage. This is about people who have worse to offer than I do: rain on someone’s parade. The target of my ire today is someone who calls himself G Valentino, who has comments on Twitter users who have tinged their avatars green in support of Iranian democracy:

See, this is what I hate: the medium might be the message, but the medium is not the action. You turn your icons green. Great. What does that accomplish. Well, you say it shows solidarity. Great. It’s an action, however, that costs you nothing and nets even less in return. It’s wearing the ribbon: it’s announcing to the world that you care, but has no real follow up action. Sure it might raise awareness, and here’s that conversation for you: “Why is your icon green?” “To raise awareness of the threat to democracy in Iran.” “Wow! That’s so cool. And how to the green icons help?” *Silence* “Do you hope to make them think that it’s St Patrick’s Day?”

He goes on to expand beyond his gripe over the green Twitter icons to awareness campaigns in general. He talks about how he’s “tired tired TIRED of theatrically making a stand.” Sure I understand his point. I’m tired of theatrically making a stand when it comes to some socio-political issues myself, but here’s what annoys me about his commentary. He challenges his readers to “do something” about this issue, and he offers his suggestion:

[...] Well, realistically I should contact my elected officials in my country and ask if they are going to put pressure on international bodies and the Iranian government to open up their processes to inspection and verification. I should also make sure that I’ve learnt the lesson of the past 8 years and we don’t want to go into international situations guns-a-blazin‘ and upset a fragile developing condition.

Well, realistically the State Department already did what it could when it comes to this isssue. Word is out that agents of that department have asked Twitter to reschedule its server maintenance to help assist Iranian tweeters with their campaign. We here in the United States, realistically, having nothing more than our free speech, are helping spread the word about these people whose voices are slowly being taken away and silenced from the world. A green icon, site color scheme, or font styling, may be all that we can offer as free individuals in the USA (and other free countries). What more would GValentino have us do, when his suggestions have already been done? Has our country organized a campaign to send material aid to the people of Iran? No. Should we as private entities do so? I would say let’s take that up with the State Department just in case we might be aiding individuals we’d rather not, at least on a national level. Should the State Department foment an armed revolution? Almost every year there’s a report of student uprising in Iran and we sit back knowing that if we assist, we may just end up reaping the whirlwind by sowing the wind.

GValentino’s opinion really isn’t unpopular nor is it unfamiliar. Psychologically, it’s a nihilistic reaction to the feeling of helplessness in knowing that all that could be done, has been. His example of green Twitter icons to back up his argument over local action is a poor one at best. They’re the words of a naysayer, and that’s all they are.

Site redesign: Richmond

Sometime after 2006 I was unable to balance my time between payroll-type work, design-work, blogging, and tending to the design of my site. Every year I would feel the itch to redesign my site, trying to get a great “look” for it while juggling other responsibilities. This year, I decided I would take a break and actually do what I want with the site.

Richmond is a redesign based on principles offered by the 960 Grid System, minus the crufty markup and non-sensical class names for positioning and sizing. I have always been a markup freak, and while my work is far from perfect (gotta love those clearing line breaks!), I strive for it with every project. Buckling a few trends on the post Web 2.0 aesthetic of drop shadows, 3-d layered affects, handwriting fonts and visual cues for the illiterate, I concentrated on a more abstract aesthetic. While grunginess has been associated with vintage effects and material distress, I used the same brushes to aim for a fiery afterglow.

As an avid photographer with a desire to once more share his photos with the world, I chose to use a dark background to help my shots jump out of the page. My photos are generally shot on a vivid setting, and the colors stand out against the background of the site itself. For those who are first-time visitors as of 14 June 2009, here’s a screenshot of what it used to look like:

Screenshot of former theme, Chroma

Screenshot of former theme, Chroma

Futureproofing: the economics of scale

This is part 1 of a series of my lay opinions on proactively maintaining your corner of the web.

I recall when linkrot was the major issue for the web back in the late nineties. While it remains a problem today, I think that the web as a sandbox of emergent technologies has not only promoted linkrot, but something even worse. For now, let’s call it service rot. Today, we take for granted site services such as Google Analytics and Domains, URL shorterners like Bitly and TinyURL, and even social networks like Facebook and Twitter. Has it occured to anyone that these services will one day be gone? Is anyone else worried about how dependent we are on major services to promote ourselves and our brands?

I worry because back when I started blogging, oh, six or seven years ago, I tested the waters with Blogger. I had no comments, no blogroll except for the links I would manually edit into my template. Haloscan gave Blogger comments before it was bought by Google. Blogrolling gave me a link manager before anyone else could. Later on, I discovered B2, found a remarkable web host, and my site’s exposure grew just as the blogosphere did. I was an avid participant in the Conservative area of the blogsophere, and all sorts of little kaboodles came out. I made it to a large mammal in the TTLB ecosystem. I played in Blogshares. There are things I did that I don’t even remember doing.

As the number of participants grew, the fidelity of the services floundered. Haloscan would time out. Blogrolling would time out. TTLB? Time out. Blogshares? Well, people just stopped playing that. I can’t document any and all of the services that have gone through this cycle, but the general drift is that as these services grew, as the freeloading users refused to pay, and as the search for funding became more and more frustrating, some services just threw in the towel.

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