One Fine Jay

The Unicorn Express on the Rainbow Railroad

The idea of a nationwide, high-speed railroad system for passenger use has been bandied about long before our President mentioned it last night; it will be bandied about by other “visionaries” long after the mediocre dolt has been voted out in 2012.

Conservatism and bad food

Michelle Obama is an insufferable virago, a tyrant who will beat you over the head with a fruits and vegetables. However, oppose her, but leave the foodstuffs alone. And if that doesn’t make much sense to you, consider: we like to say that guns don’t kill people; people kill people. Well, fruits and vegetables don’t oppress people; the mannish fishwife married to the President of the United States does.