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Album review: Two Hearts, by Christina Martin

Lush with supportive strings, lilting vocals and a warm timbre that evokes the imagery describes the lyrics, Christina Martin’s distinctive voice doesn’t so much sing a song as it does paint a picture. The title track, Two Hearts, starts with a solo guitar that leads into her vocals, and later followed by a layer of strings. The instrumentation stays simple through the whole album, letting her voice take center stage. The general timbre of the album feels like the songs make for a perfect soundtrack to a TV drama. I mean this as a great compliment. While I was listening, I could imagine it playing over some scenes from shows like Gilmore Girls, Alias, or even Smallville. The album is very… evocative, almost cinematic in its presentation.

Christina Martin’s album has flavors of folk mixed in with just enough soft rock and country to deserve being on loop while kicking it back at home, or going for a lazy drive. While it isn’t exactly my typical daily listening genre, her album falls into that rare overlap of adult alternative and singer-songwriter that is honest in its poppishness, earnest in its lyrics, unpretentious in its country leanings.

Highlights: I like the first track, Two Hearts, and the last, China Box. You Come Home is pretty cool but its lead-out about a gift that had “better be nice and big” is vulnerable to gutter minds like myself and its unintentional genital humor. Besides that, it’s recommended listening, and way better than the bigger names in the adult alternative genre.

Christina Martin will be playing at Tealove Teavolve in Baltimore, MD on Monday, April 20th. She is also on Facebook. I received a free review copy of this album.

The X degrees of Madonna

From a co-worker, an MTV ad that traces the chain of Madonna’s shagging, through the years. It’s a great ad; though after careful study, the chain doesn’t include consecutive dudes. For a gay icon, it’s interesting to see that her web of trysts doesn’t include one.

I’m not good at writing music “reviews”

I am, however, very proud to praise Motion City Soundtrack for their new album, Even If It Kills Me, which I got a hold of today.

I listened to the whole album this morning and while there isn’t as much “catch” as Commit This To Memory, it holds its own as an album. The same lyrical artistry that had me hooked since their first album is ever-present in songs such as Calling All Cops and I Fell In Love Without You.

Classified as “pop punk” by most, it avoids the pitfalls of some bands that have been categorized as such, including being overly angstsy,  or frivolous. No, MCS lays on the pop quite unapologetically and pulls in the punk as an ever-present glow.

(Gosh, does that paragraph make this sound like a “music review” now?)

All together, a great album to get, and listen to from end to end.

Paper Walls

Here’s a quick review of the new Yellowcard album that came out yesterday: Ocean Avenue, all grown up. In one listening-through, this has become my favorite Yellowcard album among the three major ones released.

“Accidents out on the highway to somewhere…”

A truck going the wrong way on a highway in Florida. Yeah, right.

A truck going the wrong way on a highway in Florida. Yeah, right.

I need to write about this because I want to know if I what I have been going through is typical or not. For some reason, my listening repertoire has been stuck on Yellowcard’s Lights and Sounds for the past three months.

It’s on my mp3 player. It’s on my computer. I tend to carry a burned disc of the album with me wherever I go. No matter what I do, even with a couple thousand songs in my collection, I can not seem to veer away from this particular album.

I don’t intend to review every song the album carries, all I can say is that it contains a song for every particular mood that I experience, and somehow, there is a song from that album that is playing in my head. For almost any event that I go through in my daily routine there is a song that seems appropriate for the moment at hand.

To be honest, it creeps me out just a little bit. While I have a tendency to listen to a certain song on repeat for hours on end, this whole album has got me hooked. I can’t explain it beyond saying that “it’s my current favorite, and among the many favorites that I have had in the past, this one actually has lasted more than a week.”

Is there anyone else out there who experiences this?

If I quoted an Abba lyric here, it would be just over the top

Captured frame from the Last Video Ever by Abba.

I read on a blog somewhere about how back-asswards the Philippines (and most of third-world Asia) is because the long-disbanded Swedish pop band, Abba, remains popular fare in the region. I won’t deny, I won’t tell a lie: I grew up inundated with their songs on the radio and on tape.

I won’t be shy about it either: I like their stuff. It’s not the kind of thing I’d play all day at work, but a little bit of Knowing Me, Knowing You never killed anyone. So, when I stumbled upon this video care of a friend, I couldn’t help but laugh my socks off and enjoy the moment.

Captured frame from the Last Video Ever by Abba.

It’s a corny self-parody, but it’s good to know that one of the biggest names in Euro-pop can make fun of themselves.

Heard on B.E.T.

Eminem samples Martika’s “Toy Soldiers” for this one song. Despite the “chipmunk” effect due to speeding it up, it wasn’t that bad, and not as overused as the “Thank You” sample in that other song of his. Deciphering what he rapped about is another matter altogether. But that’s just me…

Riddle me this…

Is it just me or is the Elton John song, Rocketman, about being a closet case?

I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

By the way this past weekend I got introduced to Family Guy and Stewie Griffin’s performance of the song is, well… Awesome.

Honesty in art

I just got a hold of two Guster albums, Keep It Together and Lost And Gone Forever, from a friend. I’ve heard of the band before but never got around to listening to anything they’ve done until last night. Theirs is a sound whose genre I couldn’t place, though they strike me as a less polished Maroon 5 precursor.

It’s pop music, the way pop used to be rock, and the way rock used to be before the elitists got to it. Guster, Maroon 5 (yes, that band that rocks despite having four or five tracks on regular rotation on lite rock stations) and Yellowcard, these bands are kickass rock. I don’t care if they’re popular. The stuff is more honest than cookiecutter singing groups and is more earnest than pretentious, elitist “indie” types that populate the indie circuit.

That’s one other thing I dont’ understand about indie freaks. The greatest merit a band has for them to admire is that the band they like isn’t liked by other people. Just how freaking selfish can these folks get? “I like this band because not too many people like it.” I’ve complained about this elitist attitude before. They abandon bands that get popular even if all the band did was to release the same indie compilation under the major label. That’s what being a poseur is all about. Nothing punk rock or indie about that kind of thinking at all.

I’ll leave it to this demotivator to say it best: “Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.”

Tortured imaginings

Listening to Dusty Springfield’s You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me brings about mental images of Hugo Weaving in drag. Whodathunkit?

Why oh why this association exists, I do not know.

Best workout ever!

My taste in music is in no way impeccable and I make no effort to hide it. A while back I complained about the treadmill’s insufferable hostility to anything meditative. Less than a week later, after deciding to turn off the steady stream of frustrating news while walking on the tread, I’ve found myself quite wrong on a couple of counts.

When it’s just me, the machine, and the silence after tuning out its generated noise, clarity, too, can be achieved. It gets boring some days, and it all depends on my mood too. If I need a lift, I pop in the following CD, maybe the most unusual workout music that has accompanied our family’s weary treadmill:

  1. Vanessa-Mae – Doun
  2. Vanessa-Mae – The Devil’s Trill
  3. Vanessa-Mae – Toccata and Fuge in D Minor
  4. Bond – Victory (Mike Batt Remix)
  5. Bond – Explosive (Orion and Ed Leal Production)
  6. The Corrs – Toss The Feathers (Unplugged)
  7. Vanessa-Mae – Storm
  8. Vanessa-Mae – I Feel Love
  9. The Corrs – Lough Erin Shore (Unplugged)
  10. The Corrs – Rebel Heart
  11. The Corrs – Silver Strand
  12. Shania Twain – Up!
  13. Shania Twain – She’s Not Just A Pretty Face
  14. Bond – The 1812
  15. Vanessa Mae – Red Hot
  16. Vanessa Mae – The Blessed Spirits

The order of the tracks and their tempos do correspond to the changes in pace that I take through the routine. I haven’t done all seventy-five minutes of this CD; today I did loop the first six songs to for me to do intervals, and I feel great.

I’ve realized that not even a pulled tooth can keep me down. In fact I didn’t feel any good today until I went on the machine. Pretty cool, I must say. And the best workout I’ve had in months, if not ever.

Orchestrations

Making a list and keeping it twice. Michele Catalano has now listed 400 of her favorite rock songs of all time, as a response to Rolling Stone Magazine’s list. I’m not even going to attempt mine, but Lileks’ take on the latter list is spot on:

Anyway – “Like A Rolling Stone” is a rock song in the same sense that “Tommy” is an opera. A rock song rocks, and this is one instance where a tautology comes in handy. To name that tune a rock song, let alone the best, shows how much people have invested in the era, and why: because the music meant something, man. It was heavy, it was deep. Whatever. I remember when it came on the jukebox at the Valli, the air just left the room: oh great, six minutes of ORGAN music and nasally accusations. How did it feel? It felt boring, Bob.

I’m not big on genre snobs, especially the type who have some sort of litmus test for bands before they declare with such authority: “Hey, that band/song isn’t really [insert genre here].” Lileks’ definition of rock, though, is probably the biggest tent pitched in the name of rock since VH-1 took the initiative.

One particular device used by some bands has grown on me lately: the use of classical orchestrations as support for their music. Yellowcard’s single classically-trained violinist is just the tip of the iceberg. I recall the intro of Smashing Pumpkins’ Tonight, Tonight. The interludes of The All-American RejectsThe Last Song and especially Too Far Gone (call ‘em cheats all you want for their use of a drum machine). There’s the intro of Guns N’ Roses’ November Rain. And of course, should I leave out Mr. Meat Loaf?

Anyone else know of any good songs that use orchestral accompaniments? Who cares if their use cross the bands over from Rock to Pop, with me, I like what sounds good to me.

Poisonous fruits

Chris Short, blogging at Jeff Quinton’s, throws some cold water on some irrationality from Michelle Malkin and a few other moral conservatarians:

So why do Michelle, Nykola, and Cobb all have issues with this new computer animated film? The soundtrack features rappers (Ludacris and D12). Ludacris and Bill O’Reilly have had a tiff of sorts and I’m sure everyone knows who Eminem is by now (D12 is Eminem’s group). Sure, Ludacris degrades women, drinks alcohol, and does drugs (so did Bill Clinton). D12 does as much (if not more) of the same kinds of things. But if Bill Clinton can run the country for eight years then why can’t Ludacris and D12 do songs on a soundtrack of a children’s movie? I’m not defending degrading women, doing drugs, and abusing alcohol but let’s think about those facts for a minute and answer that question honestly.

[...] But kids that have some buying power that might want the Shark Tale soundtrack or those children’s parents that might buy the soundtrack for them something as simple as children’s songs could turn into something more. The children that have a copy of the soundtrack might want to purchase one of D12’s or Ludacris’s CDs but that’s where a parent comes in. If a child wants a copy of a Parental Advisory labeled CD then isn’t it the parents’ job to step in and make a decision about that? Isn’t that why the label exists? Aren’t parents’ here to teach children the foundation of skills, knowledge, and morals that they will need later in life? Isn’t it a parent’s responsibility to raise their child? I think this whole flub about a soundtrack is nonsense (it’s your right to have the flub though).

The approach Malkin takes is the predictable poisonous fruits approach. Since these rappers do something that she finds objectionable, then anything they do, by association, IS objectionable.

It’s like admiring this photo as a work of art until one finds out that it’s been made by Leni Rifenstahl, and then said admirer of said picture feels filthy liking it.

As a matter of art appreciation the poisonous fruits approach is intellectually lazy based on barely thought-out prejudices.

For Chris Reid

Dowingba seems to be on a Star-Spangled Banner roll; my favorite version was sung by Faith Hill in Superbowl 24 (2000). It’ll be up only until I go to bed later, so get it while it’s good.

Faith Hill – Star Spangled Banner (2.01 MB) (Posted as a zip to prevent streaming.)

UPDATE: Tough luck for all who’ve missed it.

RIP Rick James

The milk’s gone bad.

RIP Jerry Goldsmith

The man behind some really, really great soundtracks (think Star Trek: Voyager opening credits and Ave Satani from The Omen) is dead. The only other film composer on my deathwatch is Morricone, but by the looks of things, he’s not going anywhere. He’s got work to do: particularly, Leningrad, which was Sergio Leone’s dream project before he died.

I love the 90s too!

I finished watching the VH-1 I Love the 90s marathon yesterday, and one thing that particular retrospective was dripping with was cynicism. Dean Esmay has posted a huge list of what he liked about the 90s. I’ll add this much: it is really a lot of fun growing up shifting one’s musical tastes from elevator-ballads, to hair metal, to grunge, and finally to pop, coming full circle and ditching any semblance of snobbery that I have towards the auditory medium.

Goodwill ambassador

Boi From Troy takes note of the Governator’s newfound role as goodwill ambassador of the United States, citing article where Arnold will attend the state funeral of the late Austrian president, as head of a US Delegation. While any tenure in this role is dubious — he is from Austria — unless he does it a few more times, this is a marked improvement in matters of taste, at least when compared with the UN’s choice a while back: Geri Halliwell.

Tupac in the classroom

Michelle Malkin:

The presumption that children — and particularly inner-city children — can only be stimulated by the contemporary and familiar smacks of lazy elitism and latent racism. These educators, and I use that term as loosely as gangster rappers wear their pants, are clearly more interested in appearing cool than in inculcating a refined literary sense in students. Their aim is not enlightenment but dumbed-down ghetto entertainment. So that teachers and pupils can “relate” and be “down with that.” So they can “keep it real.” You know what I’m sayin’?

The schoolhouse rap peddlers disingenuously argue that Shakur’s puerile scribblings serve as useful tools to engage children in reading. Reading? Deciphering is more like it. Shakur’s volume, ”The Rose That Grew From Concrete,” looks more like a collection of cell phone text messages, teenage hieroglyphics and Backstreet Boys album titles than a collection of poems.

[...] Proclaiming his love “4 Jada,” Shakur pays gallant literary tribute to the object of his desire: “u bring me 2 climax without sex.”

Lord Byron, he wasn’t.

— Michelle Malkin in Townhall: 2 lazy 2 teach

Our tax dollars at work.

UPDATE: Baby say yeah… wait. Ja Rule sang that. Whatever. Miss Malkin is having fun.

Great tunes

Imagine The Corrs boobless and without the Irish flair, and you get the only punk-revival band that gets the 12-hour-album-loop treatment on the OFJ Media Player: Yellowcard.

I suppose the “self-annointed music cognoscenti” (long story here) would scathe at my choice of listening material; at least I’m having fun, and I do some badass web design while working to their music. Ark II was done in a few hours while listening to their music nonstop. I should send these guys a note.

Now, I wonder what’s in Jacksonville that breeds good bands.

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